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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Desperately trying, albeit failing miserably, to live up to my own name.

 You don’t want to know me. 
 You really don’t.</description><title>DIRT</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dirtypristine)</generator><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Can’t wait to see and taste how it turns out! #NoBake...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3f6721411fd2339193d16099084659e/tumblr_mnawcgdMst1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can’t wait to see and taste how it turns out! #NoBake #Cheesecake #Mangoes 🍴🎂🍋 @kielkiel1&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51218904575</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51218904575</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:38:40 +0800</pubDate><category>nobake</category><category>cheesecake</category><category>mangoes</category></item><item><title>Sometimes, I get creeped out by my own dog for looking like...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8705a7860ef670f6b6e16a9e0b4edc89/tumblr_mn9srj1AiL1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes, I get creeped out by my own dog for looking like humanoid too much. 😂😵😬🐶 #dog #pet #sharpei #peiby&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51173739593</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51173739593</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 05:23:43 +0800</pubDate><category>pet</category><category>peiby</category><category>dog</category><category>sharpei</category></item><item><title>Hahaha! Hi Jacob! 😂😋🙊💀💨 #someecards</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74c97c359842eeba19f0554e13105a5e/tumblr_mn964egHu41qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hahaha! Hi Jacob! 😂😋🙊💀💨 #someecards&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51145876794</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51145876794</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:14:38 +0800</pubDate><category>someecards</category></item><item><title>If there’s one thing similar about us, it’s the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f32966749b1f193b3498d66b01e20ea2/tumblr_mn78wz4erv1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If there’s one thing similar about us, it’s the people we hate! 😆 Miss you @keimanio ! Thanks for inviting us! 👍👯 (at Zambales)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51065282744</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51065282744</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:19:46 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Solong solo! @keimanio @racheloves_ @juliusotis 🌊☀🏊😎 (at San...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96349ae162c531b4f205b6f557d6d7a5/tumblr_mn777eC6E71qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Solong solo! @keimanio @racheloves_ @juliusotis 🌊☀🏊😎 (at San Marcelino, Zambales)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51063942825</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51063942825</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:42:50 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>View from where I’m sitting (at San Marcelino, Zambales)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08c7411bed70543737677c9df12f3ffa/tumblr_mn71xl05Fh1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;View from where I’m sitting (at San Marcelino, Zambales)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51060383438</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/51060383438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:48:57 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Laoag let’s go! No sleep yet 😳😫😲🙈👀👽</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8e16d23de804ef57992087094b86cfb/tumblr_mn4aejzGuV1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Laoag let’s go! No sleep yet 😳😫😲🙈👀👽&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50937292077</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50937292077</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 05:59:07 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Classic shit on Nick! Nicktoons at its finest! 😉👍...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1aca6b35a8d5ef0a0376586e6eacf38a/tumblr_mn02cgPQGw1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Classic shit on Nick! Nicktoons at its finest! 😉👍 #AhhRealMonsters #Ipkis #Oblina #Krum #Gromble&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50732580393</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50732580393</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:39 +0800</pubDate><category>gromble</category><category>ahhrealmonsters</category><category>krum</category><category>ipkis</category><category>oblina</category></item><item><title>#ThrowbackThursday with @juliusotis</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e64058f9252b1bb3bde15c084bbc156/tumblr_mmw3b3P4k51qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#ThrowbackThursday with @juliusotis&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50571272954</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50571272954</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:45:02 +0800</pubDate><category>throwbackthursday</category></item><item><title>I love my dog so much. I’m writing this now because I went...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3699e42fb8c01476fecd712fb96b581d/tumblr_mmuw8eoJkF1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love my dog so much. I’m writing this now because I went downstairs to pee and I saw that she’s up and she always looks at me when I’m going upstairs. She looks at me, and you can see her head moving, trying to see me as I ascend and disappear from her sight. And you know, it breaks my heart a little, everytime I see her watching me go away. Everytime she playfully runs outside waiting for me to play with her. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
I wish I could take her to walks again. She likes those walks. And I wish she’d get well soon. We’ve been battling Demodex since February and I’m increasing her dosage to a weekly administration of medicine but nothing seems to be working. God, I wish she’d get better. 😢&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I love that dog. I think she’s the only being that’s actually happy and grateful that she sees me as I wake up every morning. I wouldn’t know what to do if she dies someday. Hopefully she’d have grandpups and great grandpups and great great grandpups by then so that I won’t regret her dying. I’ll think that she lived a happy life with me and it’s now her time to play with all the other dogs in dog heaven. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;*Sigh* Please God, please make Sassy better soon. If not tomorrow, then soon. Please please. I love her dearly. 😭🙏🐕&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50516020222</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50516020222</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 04:14:38 +0800</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>pet</category><category>chinesesharpei</category><category>peiby</category><category>sassy</category></item><item><title>Channeling my inner Voldy by not wearing my nose today 😆👃👽</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5ce7b462c7b9787f32ae1ee70d31adb/tumblr_mmus2ocfL01qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Channeling my inner Voldy by not wearing my nose today 😆👃👽&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50510096610</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50510096610</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 02:44:48 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This #Bershka sneaks Mom bought for only 30€! Originally priced...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/283cc5915118ac72e58960779e6f4dd3/tumblr_mmtyo1jxrF1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This #Bershka sneaks Mom bought for only 30€! Originally priced at 80€ something. You gotta love vente privee! 🇫🇷👟&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50484827065</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50484827065</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:09:37 +0800</pubDate><category>bershka</category></item><item><title>Hindi ko alam kung kikiligin ako o maiinis ako sa sarili ko. 😩😩...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4c37b6b63ab2a63070bdf946a838a0d/tumblr_mmq4jrIFz81qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hindi ko alam kung kikiligin ako o maiinis ako sa sarili ko. 😩😩 Why only now? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No, no. Why now?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50326891021</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50326891021</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 14:26:15 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Having fun with all the stickers!! I wish they’d make more...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad2d1674706b8978bc018019899e7eee/tumblr_mmp275GSNk1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Having fun with all the stickers!! I wish they’d make more 😆👍 #waycooler #imaunicorn #choebots #snoopify&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50267530598</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50267530598</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:37:53 +0800</pubDate><category>snoopify</category><category>choebots</category><category>imaunicorn</category><category>waycooler</category></item><item><title>Chillin with my homie, Tupac. #StickUP 😂👳👊🔫🚬💰</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/312d315dafd772f232948d89b2b4f92c/tumblr_mmp141YaZ81qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chillin with my homie, Tupac. #StickUP 😂👳👊🔫🚬💰&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50265868155</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50265868155</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:14:25 +0800</pubDate><category>stickup</category></item><item><title>I guess it’s safe to say that yeah, I got it from my mama...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2709b07fb79b3c2d0c83b6ba0952fdf/tumblr_mmo8uzpGT71qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I guess it’s safe to say that yeah, I got it from my mama 👩👧👯😘&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50231189564</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50231189564</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 14:04:11 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>So lucky to have an aunt who has good taste in choosing lipstick...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61395daddcbf21eefedded4b17e4f02b/tumblr_mmn13mB6Cf1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So lucky to have an aunt who has good taste in choosing lipstick shades! Just the right shade of pink 💗👄💋 😋&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50166459204</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50166459204</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 22:18:58 +0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I like holding her jowls. It’s soooo soft. 😌 Yun nga lang...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0208161aae5f612c2d44cffd059c7297/tumblr_mmkpfnNhPD1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I like holding her jowls. It’s soooo soft. 😌 Yun nga lang hand smells like dog breath after 😳 Hihihi. #sharpei #dog #sassy #love #pet&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50077458233</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/50077458233</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 16:11:47 +0800</pubDate><category>pet</category><category>sassy</category><category>love</category><category>sharpei</category><category>dog</category></item><item><title>I am thinking of aurochs and angels, the secret of durable...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9561fa84a764308e6656fc608af21e0/tumblr_mmh0r4FSdk1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am thinking of aurochs and angels, the secret of durable pigments, prophetic sonnets, the refuge of art. And this is the immortality you and I may share, my Lolita - V. Nabokov #Lolita #VladimirNabokov #classic #nymphet&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/49922225428</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/49922225428</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 16:25:52 +0800</pubDate><category>nymphet</category><category>vladimirnabokov</category><category>lolita</category><category>classic</category></item><item><title>The weather’s so hot my dog seems to have melted 😂😅😓🐕🐶</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b9a6756980e9ad29ff5757167193c78/tumblr_mmh0qyA3aU1qbp1spo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The weather’s so hot my dog seems to have melted 😂😅😓🐕🐶&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/49922222747</link><guid>http://dirtypristine.tumblr.com/post/49922222747</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 16:25:46 +0800</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>sharpei</category><category>peiby</category><category>chinesesharpei</category><category>sassy</category></item></channel></rss>
